About Me
I am an underachieving college student, who participates in a fantasy basketball league, has a somewhat disturbing fascination with zombies, reads graphic novels and comic books, is a fan of early 90’s alt-indie rock (whatever that encompasses), studies urban geography issues, listens to cover songs, enjoys traveling long distances by bicycle and is interested in video games and tech culture. Oh and I hate mayonnaise with a passion. Based on all of this, it is no surprise that I am single and deservedly so.
This tumblelog is an attempt for me to document my great failures as I venture in the realm of the self proclaimed bachelor. The title is based on Liz Phair’s album Exile in Guyville, where she rails on about the difficulty of being a single woman in the male dominated indie rock Chicago scene of the early 90’s. I on the other hand am having difficulty conversing or even meeting members of the opposite sex in the high strung atmosphere of West LA during my penultimate years of college. I suggest you read my first post to understand how I came about this little project.
The whole format of this blog is mainly divided into 4 different categories for my posts:
These are the main entries about the women I encounter and how they react to me.Songs That I Probably Shouldn’t Listen To
Semi-daily updates with mp3’s and commentary about songs for those who don’t want to be happy.Girls That I Would Like To Date
Pretty self explanatory, an explanation of the highlighted girl, and an explanation of why it will never work.Same thing as above except with the dudes that I would like to emulate, and reasons why I can’t be like them.
Reasons Why Girls Won’t Date Me
A list of my character traits that consequently have lead to my exile to the land of singledom.
These will be uncategorized posts that will still tie together with the whole theme of the blog, but not directly fall into any of these other 4 categories.
This blog will probably run indefinitely until I find the girl of my dreams or switch teams so to speak. Just kidding about that last part. Anyways, I am also trying hard to not be “that guy” who dwells on that one failed relationship. As you can see, that is going extremely well.
