I’ve been watching older episodes of The Simpsons, when I came across this gem. Oh Ralph Wiggum, how I sympathize with you.
To set the scene, Lisa gives Ralph a pity Valentine’s Day card because she feels bad for him. As a result, Ralph invites Lisa to Krusty’s 28th Anniversary Show. Krusty goes into the audience for an interview and asks Ralph about his “girlfriend” and the heartbreak ensues.
Ralph Wiggum: I love Lisa Simpson and when I grow up I’m going to marry her.
Lisa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now you listen to me. I don’t like you. I never liked you. And the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine was because nobody else would.Bart: (Watching the scene unfold later on TV)
Watch this Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. And…. now!
