Concert Followup
The Pixies concert last thursday was awesome as expected. Filled with a pretty diverse age group, but there was definitely a fair share of old 30-40 yr old dudes living in the past, drunkenly yelling “PIXIES!!!” at the top of their lungs, while we were eagerly awaiting their set. It was pretty amazing to be able to see such an iconic and influential band that was before my time play a live show.
A few notes about what went down that evening. I was basically standing shoulder to shoulder in a sea of people, which is pretty normal, but I didn’t expect such a raucous crowd at a Pixies show. I lost my friends in the ensuing frenzy and was basically dry humped by a legion of single young men.
Basically when you are out of a relationship, you get pretty jumpy with physical contact from anyone. No more reason for holding hands, hugging, kissing, or any other physical contact. So basically being in a sea of people who are very touchy is a very awkward and unsettling thing.
By the time I cleared myself from the grope fest, I found myself in an even more depressing predicament. I somehow had become sandwiched in between three couples. While this may look like some stupid guitar tab, I assure you it’s just a diagram about how trapped I was.
X= Boyfriend, O = Girlfriend, I = My lonesome self
———X————
———-O———-
—-X-O-I-O——-
————-X———
Basically, if there is a God or some divine deity out there, they are basically tormenting me and parading the fact that everyone besides me is getting some action. I mean I guess I shouldn’t be complaining because I was in the safest position possible, what with being nestled between all the women and protected by the men.
Anyways, I was able to meet Kim Deal at the end of the show. Turns out she is super nice and she’s in AA, so she ended up leaving the show right after it finished. Now if I can only somehow meet the rest of the girls on my list…
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